Um, I think I have to be hospitalized

So, today was pretty fun. I went to art club and then me and Caroline went and climbed on this giant snow bank and we could basically see all of Scarborough. Then our butts were cold so we got off. After that, we went to the family dollar store and Caroline started dancing and this really weird lady said something to her but I don't remember what she said. It was weird though. Then, we decided that we were going to go to memorial park, and so we did. But I had to pee, so I went in the woods, but in the process I accidentally grabbed a pricker bush and got all kinds of cuts on my hands, which wasn't good at all because they hurt really bad now. Also, they're swelling up and turning purple. Which totally isn't good. After I peed, we went to the pond and played on the ice, well, Caroline played on the ice because I don't like ice. At all. I went on a little though. So, that was today pretty much.

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um, it's really cold out.

Have you ever noticed that when you're walking in really cold weather, your face gets cold and you don't even realize your nose is running? Yeah. That happened to me today. The snot or whatever dripped onto my lip and I'm like "EW!" So I slapped my hand over my face and wiped it off. It was embarrassing, even though no one was even near me. That doesn't matter.
I watched this movie called another gay movie, and it was funny. It was like the American Pie of gayness. Not that I'm gay or anything, I just like gay guys. They're hilarious. It was on this illegal movie watching website, that has pretty much ever movie ever imagined on it to watch. I'm probably going to watch the Chumscrubber next. It's sooo good... Speaking of movies, Rachel Coleman said that Juno was going to come out on the 21st. I'm unbelieveably happy becuase I've been waiting to see that since August pretty much. Mr. Paul said that the day before vacation was going to be the worst day in substitute history, becuase some of the teachers go on vacation and take that day off, and that means that the kids are going to be all like flipping out becuase it's vacation. I'm not going to be flipping out though. Becuase I don't flip out.
Shannon hasn't been in school for like a week and a half. She's probably going to fail the quarter which would be pretty bad. Well, I don't know if she's going to fail the quarter, but she might.
Mom's going to Colorado tonight to be with Aunt cuckie, because of the baby. She's going to be gone for pretty much two whole nights and I'm going to be left here with the kids and Paul. It's going to suck, because I don't think I've been away from mom for that long in a while. It's not going to be very good.
I watched Shreck the Third last night, which features John Krasinski as the voice of Lancealot. He's so hot. It was pretty cool, even though his part was probably only 30 seconds long. It was pretty much B.S. When we got our tests back in World Studies I got a 71 and Mon got a like... 94. I was flipping out. I was like BS MON! BS!, and Mrs. Welch was like pushing me back to my seat and I'm like "NO! BS!" but that was that pretty much.

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This is my first post on this site. Exciting? Yes. You know, I had an interesting conversation with Jenni Milling this evening. About petroleum jelly. Old people use it for lube. Isn't that gross? I think it's gross, becuase old people are like celibate. They do not fuck. That's just disgusting. I'm getting a horrible mental image right now that I'm trying to block, but it's like, not happening. I've realized that I'm indeed addicted to the computer. I completely change my myspace every day because I get bored of having the same layout. I change my song every ten minutes. It's really bad. Max says he's never seen anything like it. I can type 65 wpm. Which means words per minute. In case you didn't know that.

So we're definitly going to die in 2012 and I'm scared. I want to see past the age of 20, becuase like, what's the point of living now if I'm just going to die in fucking five years? I don't know either! It's pretty retarded. I hope it's not slow and painful, becuase that would suck ass. I hope it's just quick and I don't even realize what's happening. I'm probably going to hell though. Because I'm a horrible person. But that's beside the fact. What happens if I'm like the last person left in the universe? Like in I am Legend? That would suck. I'd probably save Stinky too. If she's still alive then, because who knows? She's got this weird thing on her back and I don't know what it is but it looks like a tumor. It scares me. What would I do without Stinky? Probably kill myself. That's what. We'd go play golf and try to find a cure for all the vampire zombie people. Or whatever they are.