so it's valentines day, right? everyone's all lovelovelove I love you and stuff. Even meee, which is different. Joshua. Anyways, I don't like talking about valentines day becuase it's super tacky and disgusting and gross. Me and Mon went to p-quod today and we hung out with ms. kaufman which was nice because I love her. She said that the world wasn't going to end in 2012. I was relieved. Then I walked home through the woods and now I'm here. Talking to Julia. Not much has happened in the past few weeks I guess, at least nothing remotely interesting. Except, me and max think that riley and jimmy are like having gay buttsex. On account of, Jimmy is staying with Max and so Riley was there I guess and so Riley was in the guest bedroom and Jimmy was on the couch then I guess max got up to get some milk and jimmy wasn't on the couch then he walked to rileys room and there were funny noises. So he's like talking to me, right, on aim and he's like... wait, I'll just paste the conversation.

maxy pad 187: I was just waiting

maxy pad 187: idk what was going on in there

maxy pad 187: it sounded very sexual, like sex moans.

urban lifexdecay: well if jimmy and riley were fucking, that'd be the day...

urban lifexdecay: jimmy's not even gay though

urban lifexdecay: he's like. the straightest person out of all the guys in our whole group

maxy pad 187: thanks

urban lifexdecay: you're like the last person on the straighest person list. Sorry.

maxy pad 187: there is no need for bitchiness.

urban lifexdecay: I'm not being bitchy!

maxy pad 187: WHATEVER! okay, maybe they were just like massaging eachother.

urban lifexdecay: you know, that's probably it.

maxy pad 187: but like, what if they were doing it up the butt???

urban lifexdecay: what does it even matter max? are you mad becuase jimmy won't fuck you?

maxy pad 187: SHUT UP WHORE!

anyways, yeah, riley and jimmy might be fucking. That would be really weird, you know? like. weird.